*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
Anyone in the Mobile, AL area
This handsome boy needs a new home by tonight!! he showed up in our yard about two weeks ago, but we already have 2 cats and they aren’t getting along. He’s been eating all the food so my other 2 cats don’t get much. He’s a very, very friendly cat and will jump up on your lap and make dough for hours. He’s not neutered, but he’s about 1 year old.
But if I can’t find a home for him by tonight, my grandparents are going to make me drive somewhere and drop him off in another neighborhood. I really don’t want to do that, so please PLEASE someone take in this sweet baby!
If you are interested, send me an ask.
If you can’t take him in, if you have followers who live in the Mobile, AL area, PLEASE signal boost this. I’m begging you! No shelters around here will take him!
IF I DONT FIND HIM A HOME IN A COUPLE HOURS, IM GOING TO BE FORCED TO DROP HIM OFF SOMEWHERE. PLEASE
my grandma said we can wait until tomorrow to do anything about the cat, so this gives us more time to find it a home. please keep boosting this though!!!
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up